Coach Tasker
Tasker in a good mood
Tasker in a good mood
Coach Tasker
Personal Data
Real Name: Unknown
Known Aliases: Unknown
Age: 50-ish
Height: 5'11"
Weight: Unknown
Hair Colour: None
Eye Colour: Red with Hatred
Biographical Data
Nationality: American
Place of Birth: Unknown
Base of Operations: Unknown
Known Relatives: Unknown
Known Powers
Profanity

This mysterious one eyed coach has no superpowers, but everyone fears him. He is in charge of combat skills, extreme environmental survival, and the volleyball team.

He looks around 50ish but a muscled grisly tough 50. He has several identifying scars, but one would run out of space to list them here. He worked for the government but it is unclear exactly what agency he worked for. If you want to learn some new curse words ask him what he thinks about UNTIL.

Gossip has it that he once killed seventeen men in Reno armed with only a pretzel. The soft kind.

"The only thing worse than those $#&$* PRIMUS #&#*#es are those pretentious eurotrash ##*#&ing UNTIL ##&#ing #&^*#^ who ^#$&# on their #^#&*es all $&^@$&en day long. Hate them ever since (CLASSIFIED) Thanks to that *&^$*&^ I have a three inch scar on my #^#) thanks to those &**#&es who did not have the time to get my #&*#^ team out of (CLASSIFIED) when the &^#&ing VIPER &*#^# come looking for (CLASSIFIED) and leavin' me to fight off fourty three VIPER heavy ^%#&en assault troops and me armed with three grenades and a *#(@ing putty knife.

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