The Dealer
You know you want it baby, and I'm the one who's got it
You know you want it baby, and I'm the one who's got it
The Dealer
Personal Data
Real Name: Unknown
Known Aliases: Salesman, Dirty Dealer, The Merch, Shady
Age: Unknown
Height: 6'4"
Weight: Unknown
Hair Colour: Unknown
Eye Colour: Brown (turn red from time to time)
Biographical Data
Nationality: Unknown
Place of Birth: Unknown
Base of Operations: Unknown
Known Relatives: Unknown
Known Powers
Ability to have just about anything that's needed, for a price

Info

Perhaps the number one, most mysterious and confusing member to frequent the Goetia Bar. He always seems to just be hanging around looking suspicious and downright creepy. However, everyone knows that he's the man to talk to if you need something that you shouldn't get normally; blood for vamps, wolfsbane injections for werewolves, mystery meat-x for zombies, whatever it is that your condition needs to survive, he's got and it will sell it for a price.

Background

Currently, nobody has a single damn idea as to his background. He just started show up in the Goetia Bar around 20 years ago and started selling stuff on bulk to those with less convenient conditions; since he does a good job and doesn't bother those who don't want anything to do with him, they never bothered to stop him. Curiously, Crowley seems to be scared of him and it appears they may have some kind of history together…as to just what that history is, who knows?

Powers & Abilities

Nobody knows the full extent of his powers, mostly because nobody knows what the heck he is in the first place.

He does seem to just simple appear and hang around, leading people to think he can teleport and possibly make himself invisible. He has been shot three times in the chest at point blank range once and showed no signs of pain or even discomfort, further confusing people as to just what he is capable of. His eyes often flicker red on the first time he meets someone and he has the uncanny ability to instantly know what species or sub-set someone is, helping him in his dealings and possibly even using it to blackmail them for further payments.

His coat also seems to hold a freakish amount of supplies in it, holding at least 6 times his own body mass within it. At one point when he was attacked, he engulfed someone with his coat and the person has never been since; as such most people are now terrified of the coat.

Rumors

- The Dealer is actually a very old member of the cursed vampires
- He's really the last member of a previously unknown plagued clan of vampires
- Long ago he was an angel who became disconnected from the YHVH network
- The Dealer is actually the coat which is a living creature that possesses dead bodies to use as hosts

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